try to take over the world!

I did it! The world is mine. Now, what to do with it? I kinda like it just the way it is. There are a few things that could use some improvement, but I’ve been watching it in this condition for so long, that I’m curious to see how it ends. Please, go about your business. 4 years ago

not very hard, but I tried. After all, once you’ve taken it over you’ve got to DO something with it. I’m having a hard enough time worrying about my little corner of the world. Of course, if I ran the world I guess I’d have people to take care of the little stuff… 5 years ago

Last night, I built thousands of tiny machines designed so that, when inserted in the base of a human skull, they will override that person’s motor functions and make them unable to do anything other than what I tell them to do. The instructions are transmitted from a microphone, to a satelite, and then are beamed back to earth to become the actual stream of consciousness of the recipient of the device. After my trusty assistant and I attatched minuature rockets to each machine, and remotely piloted them into the skulls of every head of state, CEO of a multinational corporation, and religous leader, I began giving them my instructions.

Much to my dismay, I realized they could not understand my commands, for I am simply a laboratory mouse. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow night. 6 years ago