Slap someone with a fish

i want to slap sum1 wit a fish just for fun

I am co-hosting a “White Trash BBQ” at my house for a friend’s birthday in a couple weeks. I’m thinking I need to include a fish-slapping contest and a spitting contest where the prize would be a thing of chew.

The more I think about it, I realize: what kind of fish should I buy?

ultimate assault

preferably with the head end of a large fish

Just think of how fun this would be.

slap slap or maybe it’s more like flip flip

Seems fun and something I would enjoy. This will definitally be one of my top goals! The question is, where can I get a fish and what kind of pants would be able to fit one in my pocket without my friends knowing. These are the things I ponder on…

TO THE MALL! :D

Possibly one of the funniest things you’ll ever see, slapping someon with a fish has to be spontaneous.
My friends and I were out fishing when he said something rather rude, so I picked up one of the fish and smacked him across the face with it.
We laughed so hard that we gave up on fishing.
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Considering how I squealed out loud with laughter at the sight of this “thing” – it’s too tempting. Consider me on a mission.

and really slather that fish up with mayonaise beforehand…Muahaha!

this would be incredibly offensive!! hahah but also incredibly funny. i don’t really like the smell of fish, so this ‘thing’ would be quite gross for me. unfortunatley, in all honesty, i think this will never happen, but i will definitely keep you posted if anything happens. it would be something i would never forget!!