List 100 things I learned from Star Trek

87. Where does one go when you boldy go?
88. Kirk beat the alien on an unknown planet with a tube made of wood, some flint, and the basic ingredients of gun powder. So the aliens studying us were impressed that Kirk didn’t kill the creature, showing humanity. We saw Kirk limp aroound the entire time. Did anyone suspect, he was really hurt and they used this inury in the episode?
89. Remember the time when our boys had to fight Genghis Khan, and some other bad boys from history against Kirk, Spock, another Vulcan who plays Spocks’ father in future episodes, named Kurak and Abe Lincoln. Okay why not a Roman Gladiator with some swords and weapons? The alien in question was testing Good vs. Evil. There is a lot of this testing on this series. Good won by the way.
90. Now, Jon Luke was also tested by “Q” when he had the chance to not get a pacemaker when he was brutally stabbed. “Q” tested him by showing him what his life would look like had he went a different path. The moral: always go with your gut!
91. “Q” always comes back with annoying stuff, like that’s how the Borgs found them later on. Moral: leave the annoying aliens back where you found them.
92. Another example, our local crew, Ryker, Warf, Data, and Picard lose one of their own to an oil slick because the alien was lonely. Should of left the thing alone, and they did.
93. Also, never fool around with time travel as our crew of local explorers found out when a band of aliens tried to keep them away and the crew almost got destroyed had it not be for the quick calculating Data.
94. Data almost got dismantled after Ryker won his case against wheter Data was a human being or not.
95. Data has an evil twin brother, also played by Data the actor and his father is an old looking alien who is killed by his evil son. Talk about fatherly love.
96. How about thise poker games? Couldn’t the producers come up with a more original game as that? I mean the brain calculating game Data wins against the other alien was pretty good but why poker?
97. What happened to 3 d chess, Spock made that game famous and we haven’t seen it since then?
98. have you noticed Diana Troy’s outfits? She went from a evening gown to a full length uniform in the series.
99. How does Warf shave his beard and facial hair? I mean it never moves?
100. I don’t know if I like the new series. Outside of the the Vulcan Science Officer, the story has not really changed. Okay they do visit new places, different worlds but the star playing the new captain, didn’t he used to dress in drag in his older series about time travel? Still can’t get past that part, sorry.

72. If you want to punish Scotty, take away his technical manuals.
73. The only time Spock ever smiled after the series was over, was when he signed up for a commercial to replace Captain Kirk.
74. Isn’t “Bones” a great name for a doctor?
75. Okay, if Russia is almost out of the space race why is there a Chekov? Where did they get the funding to go back into the space race? with NASA?
76. What happened to NASA anyway? Whe never heard what happened?
77. What happened to the Preisdent of the United States? We never heard from him as soon as we have the Federation of planets? Did someone shot them off?
78. If any Secret Service agents are reading this, please understand these are mearl the humble rantings of a controlled depressive, anxiety, panic attack riden individual and mean no harm to our president. Of course, a visit from them would be cool, :) Just kidding!
79. Okay, the good thing is that the earth did not have a WW III, nuclear war. Which means there is still hope for us humans.
80. How come there are no dogs, cats, birds, or other wild animals on the star ship roaming around like in the movie, “Men In Black?”
81. When will ever see a remake of the original “Star Trek” meets the “Silons from Battlestar Galactia” meet “My Favorite Martian” meets “Lost in Space?”
82. Whatever became of Hanger 57?
83. Why is the main attraction of Deep Space Nine a alien bar? Alcoholism is something to look forward to in the 21st century? However, I never see anyone get intoxicated? Maybe there is progress?
84. Why don’t we ever see TV repairmen inside the Enterprise? They have TV screens everywhere you go and there not LCD screens until the new series started? So where are the TV repairmen go?
85. Do tribbles leave waste? and who ever cleaned it up?
86. What happened to the NFL in the 21st century? Even on Star Fleet academy, did they play any team sports? it would of been cool to see football lineman with jet packs?
87. You mean to tell me the only culture in the 21st century is Spock playing some harp thingy with a group of crazed ship mutineers? and the only plays are in a small little stage for 400 crew members?
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55. There is life after the cancelled series.
56. No matter how careful you are, trouble on a TV show brings high ratings.
57. Even Spock can speak a lie and get away with it.
58. On the show where Mudd gets put on a planet of androids who do his every bidding, Captain Kirk discovers a way to trick the logical androids by saying nonsense things. Do they expect us to believe that we are so stupid as viewers that highly intelligent creatures as the androids would be fooled with sayings like, “you I like” and “you I hate” then the androids get confused and shut down, come on!!!
59. Captin Kirk is always showing off his bare form, even in winter conditions, do we expect to believe that he would do this being inside a Star Ship and then instantly transported to a planet with an atmosphere and climate like the North Pole, he would freeze in minutes.
60. Oh yes, remember when the flying robot, M-29 that had a voice and then you hear a typewriter in the background after it speaks, even that gets fooled when Kirk trys to explain to it that a human created him and his mission is to iradicate all inefficent life forms. Ok, let me at the big computers who handle my credit card bills, I will get my invoices paid off after I tell them that humans created themselves, right.
61. OK, why is it that when they transport people from one place to another that their clothes don’t get left behind. The molecules of the clothing is totally different from the human life forms, how does the transporter figure this out, hmmmmmmm, interesting.
62. OK, remember the show when Jon Luke Picard gets his ship sent into an alien labortory and it is threatened by takeover. He orders a self destruction. The alien is so big that it appears the starship is like a toy to the alien. Why in the world would an advanced creature want to study us in the first place for behavorial problems, what do you expect us to believe this alien who is the size of the Empire State Building wants to do psycho therapy on us humans, right, okay.
63. Remember DATA, the perfect android, how did he get into the Star Fleet Academy? Why did he just stop at Science Officer, and two ranks below No. 1 and Captian Picard. He is much smarter than the two put together, stronger than 100 humans, can pass any flight test, so why is he discriminated against just because he is an android, this is almost the same issue I have with Spock and Deanna Troy, who can read minds. Spock can caluate faster than Kirk and yet he is second in command, hmmmm, interesting, Star Fleet is discriminating against, Vulcans, Women who can read their minds and Androids.
64. You never hear about Equal Pay for Equal Work in Star Fleet, so where does the money come from? Do they collect taxes from people. We do they barter for deliferum crystals in the mines and the miners are very rich, where does all that income come from to build these star ships?
65. Ok, now look at Deep Space Nine, their is a science officer there, who can transform into any shape and go through any wall, you mean to tell me if you could do these things you would not get the correct answers to the tests you have to take to get into Star Fleet Academy?
66. Captian Jane Way, she is one of my favorite Captians, because she is tough, intelligent and very beautiful. Why is it that all the Captians on Star Ships are like priests, they never have a spouse, Kirk the playboy, Jean Luke, unmarried until the final show, then divorced, The captain on Deep Space Nine, Captian Janeway and even the new series, he is just a playboy, why?
67. Seven, a former cyborg, she is like DATA except she wears a skin tight outfit. Okay, she is on the Star Ship because Captain Janeway asked her to be there, she never sleeps and how come we never hear about women’s monthly problems on the show? Maybe they created a cure for women’s 27 day period in the 21st century? I don’t know.
68. okay, I am running of things to say….The newest member of Star Trek, a woman vulcan, who is romantically involved with another officer, why did she stop at being second in command? If she was so smart, oh wait a minute, don’t tell me, Star Fleet is prejudise against Vulcans but why do they seem to be in charge of Star Fleet Academy because they always seem to be there when we visit the place? So, logically why doesn’t those Vulcans become Star Ship captains and knock the human population out of the running? How do they get to be in charge of the academy but not the actual starships themselves, answer me that?
69. If we love color so much in our homes and in our surroundings why isn’t there more bright colors on the Star Ships and even in their own living spaces? Did all the interior decorators just give up when we moved into the 21st century?
70. What happened to gay, bi, lesbian and transgender people in the 21st century, did they lose the war? I am sure that when people are born a certain gender in those times why all of a sudden didn’t they even have cross dressers? The outfits for men and women are obviously different. Why aren’t gay rights organizations complaining that it seems that thier is no one gay, bi, lesbain, or transgender on the show? Why is this? Ohhhh, Star Fleet Academy is bias against GLBT people.
71. Speaking of this, remember the show when No. 1 falls for a women who comes from a total androgynus planet, and then she starts to have feelings for him. When her race finds out about this, they brainwash her back to androgyny, why were all the roles of the planet all played by women? if they are supposed to be the same sex as male and women then why weren’t their any men playing the parts?
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5. Never feed tribles
6. Alien women are very beautiful like all women all.
7. Space age clothing rips easily, especially around Captain Kirk’s movie stunts.
8. Never wear red shirts, it seemed everyone who wore a red shirt in the earlier version of Star Trek got killed very quickly.
9. Don’t mess around with time travel, as Albert Einstein pointed out.
10. Klingons are our (dangerous) friends
11. Money means nothing in space.
12. If you want to take a vacation, try the hologram room.
13. Getting addicted to a computer game is very dangerous, No. One
14. Fazors have two settings, kill and stun.
15. Warp factors increase when the show gets higher ratings.
16. Never lie about starship formations when they have satellite imaging camera set up to track your every move; Einsein Crusher.
17. Sorry, there still is no cure for baldness; Jon Luke.
18. Brain surgey only works if you know that particular speicies anatomy, Bones.
19. The more atractive the women on the show the skimpier or tighter the clothing (especially during ratings week.)
20. Even when one species has eliminated gender identification, they still use brainwashing techniques to convert their race to conform. Commander Riker, sorry.
20. Data never sleeps.
21. Data is a fully functionally android.
22. If NASA watches and learns from Star Trek, so can we.
23. Even Vulcans have emotions, during foreplay prior to mating; Mister Spock can attest.
24. Dr. Bones can cure anything, except old age. May he rest in peace.
25. The transporter design has not chnaged in six seasons, it still has a table, one operator and six places for people to stand; even in the movies, why isn’t it voice activated like our compoters?
26. Sulu now works for Howard Stern, may he find peace.
27. Sulu trained Warf.
28. If you eat the right foods, you can control other people’s minds, Captian Kirk.
29. Worm Holes actually contain no living worms.
30. Calculations and repairs still depend on how the script was written or 2-3 light years whichever comes first.
31. Where are the robots to do the dangerous repairs on the star ships, so we don’t have our crew members being blown apart around the reactor core? Why do we have humans visit dangerous unknown environments like on Mars? Is it because of ratings?
32. Why couldn’t we go back in time and change history like ending all wars? What would our life be if we did?
33. Nano technology has not really advanced like it is now. Einstein Crusher.
34. Why do men on Star Trek wear kilts, (not that there is nothing wrong with that), for formal attire and formal functions at Star Fleet Command; Jean Luk Picard.
35. If robots are so smart why is it they can still be outwitted by a clever Captian Kirk?
36. Mud baths will always be around. Worf and his son.
37. Why do they still have elevators when they could easily transport from place to place inside the star ship? Why have sleeping quarters with doors, just transport to your sleeping quarters instantly?
38. Three demensional chess has gone from a game where you use all your fingers against your opponent, Data.
39. All reports can be enetered onto a small size electronic organizer however all computers can recognize voice then, why do we still have people on the bridge steering manually and firing weapons manually? Why do they still write down everything when they could just use voice recognition and view the report on a larger screen;
40. How do scanners work and why do they make that weird whirring sound? Why do they still have to be carried around with a shoulder strap? Wouldn’t a suit made with the equipment built inside or outside the suit be more eficient like we are currently devlop now?
41. It amazes me if aliens are so advanced why do they have to wear different costumes that look like civil war days? Hairy beasts wearing pants and shirts? Wouldn’t there hair cover their private parts? What’s the purpose of these clothes and where do they buy them?
42. If Counselor Troy can really read minds why isn’t she a ship’s captain instead of a second rate officer? Could she just read the tester’s mind and find all the answers to the tests?
43. Where is Star Trek meets Star Wars going to be made?
44. Okay, if we can instantly materialize food then why do we still have a ship’s mess kitchen with cooking pots and pans?
45. Poker is still the game of choice for relaxtion.
46. Martial arts has not advanced since Sulu’s days.
47. Okay, why do Klingons still carry metal swords, knives while they still use fazor weapons, come on, when do they expect to use the sword, when some alien removes all the space age weapons?
48. In order to self destruct a star ship, it takes at least two people and voice recognition in order to do this, why doesn’t the attacking aliens just shut down the speakers and take over the ship?
49. In the first Star Trek series they still used NASA space suits yet, they have trasnporter technology and go from surface to surface. In the Star Trek movies Spock is riding along on a space age jet pack, why didn’t he just transport to the alien space craft instead?
50. Where do all the crew aboard the Enterprise get their hair done on the ship?
51. Ok, why doesn’t all the elctronic panels on the star ship where all the problems occur week after week, be made transparent like the space glass outside? It’s not like they could not afford it on the show and would help solve electronic problems that can’t be seen?
52. Why when we are developing fiber optic technology do we still have primative electronics in the future? It sould of been eliminated by then don’t you think?
53. Why only one robot type human that can think for himself? No c3po or R2d2?
54. At least smoking is eliminated on Star ships but drinking alcohol isn’t. Why didn’t we ever see a drunk driving accident up in space?
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Borg

turn your back on them.

what better way then with an oil slick…

you can just hijack others to battle each other for amusement and simple bets; as Kirk did in the “The Gamesters of Triskelion” and were under the power of the “Providers”