boycott Star Wars

I snuck into the Sith movie and was very very glad I didn’t pay for it. I was shocked SHOCKED! that whatshisname became whatshis name in the end.

I hold the first three Star Wars movies (the ones with Luke, Leia, and Han Solo) dear to my childhood heart, but after hearing Liam Neeson break down THE FORCE into its component biological parts in Episode One, I decided to boycott this series.

I haven’t seen the second, and I hear people are already lining up for the third. Speak out, people, with your WALLETS! The only way tripe like this will stop being made is if you STOP PAYING FOR IT. Stop paying for the franchised video games and dolls and little Jar Jars. Stop being a ROBOT.

If you feel you must see the movie in order to be “part of pop culture”, then buy a ticket for another movie in the multi-plex and sneak into the Star Wars theater.