Ride a dolphin

Actually, I would be content just petting a dolphin. It’s one of those things where I try to imagine what a dolphin would feel like, and it’s either slippery and slimy, or wet and rough. Either way, i know it’ll feel cool. And the idea of riding on the back of a dolphin seems so peaceful to me. And don’t you know that dolphin would be having the time of it’s life, too. Otherwise I wouldn’t do it.