climb mount everest and at the summit wail on a guitar to a 80's hair metal act like Van Halen or Dokken while fighter jets fly over streaming the stars and stripes and bigfoot trucks driven by swimsuit models climb up the mountain.

Back in May of ‘92, my brothers Geoff, Brian and I took three weeks off from work to fly to Nepal. I took with me a Kramer Baretta with a Gibson Explorer Neck, Geoff had a ZZ-Top Jupiter (weird), and Brian had the classic Les Paul (he’s kind of an old-school, granola eater type of guy).

Anyway, we had an agreement with the Pakestani military that we would get fighter jet coverage while we ascended the summit,but when we looked up, it was a lame helicopter with both the US AND Pakistani flag flying (boy was I pissed). While we were steamed about that, we noticed that the Big-foot trucks had become your run-of-the-mill high altitude snow cats, driven no less, by bikini models wearing parkas! WTF! (It turns out that big-foot trucks carry about 6 minutes worth of gas, and the hot swimsuit models just don’t have enough body fat to insulate against the elements of the Himalayas., Who Knew??)

We shrugged this all off, and then discussed amongst ourselves what we would riff on. Again, no consensus. We compromised on “Girls, Girls, Girls” by Motley Crue, which was strange since there was no really memorable guitar riff in that one.

- Jamacers

What can I say? I give up.

Maybe next year…

This is one of life’s simple pleasures that is worth doing and worth savoring. I reccomend it highly. Like Mathew I feel that I am not worthy to aid you in your quest, but good luck to you.

it was so worth it dude, but my hair caught fire towards the end because my body started to get overwhelmed and undermined by how intense it was. I suggest training if youre going to do this. and i dont just mean physical training, i said im not willing to help because i am not pure enough a yogi to be ABLE to help. most of these guys and women live deep in the amazon or cloud forests of south america.

but good luck!

but it started to get a bit old after the tenth time. For a nice variation, I like to wail on the guitar to “America F**k Yeah!” from Team America World Police. It’s best to snowboard down the mountain afterwards and bust a HUGE method air over the bigfoot trucks. That’s how I got Burton and ESPN to sponsor the whole thing.

it was ok.

for one little girl to carry. I give up.