get kicked out of a bar

I LOVE TO PARTY

I got kicked out immediately after reaching over the bar, grabbing a bottle, and pouring it into my cup, which I thought was cool since it was after last call. Apparently I was wrong. I followed it up with almost getting hit by a taxi, getting a huge gash in my hand with matching ones on both knees, and getting the cops called to my apartment because of how loud I was screaming while cleaning out my wounds. Also I managed to spill almost a full gallon of bleach onto my rug.

I think it’d be fun, as long as you’re with friends who follow you out, and make sure you get home :)