give Johnny Depp a lapdance

well i haven’t done it in real life but i sure as hell have done it to my poster! lol

NOTHING is impossible….

pffft we know this will never happen like.at.all.

Well we know this isn’t going to happen however if the opportunity ever arose I would at least make an attempt. I can see it now:

[runs up to Johnny Depp in the middle of the street]

Julie: Let me give you a lapdance!

Johnny: Sorry I dont think so..

Julie: [pouts] oh. Ok.

[strides off and waits till Johnny Depp is out of earshot]

Julie: Asshole.