Tell Stitch to figure out another way to "stickitto tha man" for once, forgo his principles, and not give up his cyber-life - weeze gonna miss him!

Any time now… We’re not getting any younger here!
heh heh….

But I will miss you!

Now I’ll never get to be a duchess or a Grand Wooba in Metis… (Looking up with eyes brimming with tears)

Woe is me… You feeling guilty yet, Stitch?

Listen, if you’re mad at the company… “I know some people.” We can use the cosmic psychic force of the universe and send them, “FIX STITCH’S BILL… NOW!” thoughts. It could work.

You can keep your principles if we can keep King Stitch of Metis here with us. 43T needs your humor and kindness and eyebrows. You don’t want it wandering around without eyebrows, do you? Think of the glare! Damn it, I really would miss you.

OK, tantrum over. Do what you must.