Every time I go to the seaside, I have really bad luck.
When I was 10, I went to Ft. Lauderdale, and got sunstroke.
When i was 12, I got a cold.
When I was 15, I got bronchitus.
Last year, I got Dysintry from Bulgaria.
This time, I got hit by a car.
It seems to get worse ever year.
Next year, I don’t want to find out what happens.

